Marcus Armstrong

part-time indycar driver, full time lissie's bf

marcus armstrong is down bad

by iloveleroy September 17, 2023

billie joe armstrong

the perfect comfort person candidate

anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.

by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021

Armstrong'd

To get pegged by your misso on snapchat, most likely after taking copious amounts of powdered drugs.

"Did you see Jimbo's snappy last night Gary?"
"Yeah, got Armstrong'd hardwe than the singer of Harmsways biceps"

by sesesesesese February 3, 2017

Billie Joe Armstrong

The hottest man in the history of humanity

Billie Joe Armstrong is so hot

by Billie Joe Armstrong's wife February 21, 2017

billie joe armstrong

The lead singer for the band Green Day. Thought wildly attractive mostly by fat unpopular teenage girls who believe shopping at Hot Topic is a rebellious act. Crap musicmaker who's only cutting-edge or shocking in the MTV universe. He's also about 20 years older than his target audience, making him eerily close to that 40 year-old guy who hangs out at the high school hitting on freshman chicks.

OMG I love that Green Day song they play all the time at Hot Topic--Billie Joe Armstrong is such a hottie. I want another Cinnabon.

by R.J. Portland September 27, 2006

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

taylor ann armstrong

to love with this girl, you must be a greek worrior, or(andrew)

"hey did you love taylor ann armstrong?"

"nah, that nigga andrew does that."

by bob navada May 30, 2008