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anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016
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pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.
Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.
by WindellsE May 7, 2018
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Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
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anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.
I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.
by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015
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Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022
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Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley May 2, 2007
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left anus

When you take a nasty shit but the ass crust only reaches your left ass cheek.
by CheekyArse October 27, 2015
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