anus scabs 

waking up with a red and inflamed asshole, bleeding like crazy and driping with seamen, scabs will apear and bleed randomly generally caused by shane O'reilly

(guy1) dude wtf your ass is bleeding

(guy2) yeah i have "anus scabs"

(guy1) omg eww how?

(guy2) shane O'reilly slept over

(guy1) omg what a anal scabber

anus scabs by captin cum shoot February 18, 2011

anus thread 

1. It's a thread on a web site forum that's about the "anus" and it never ends.

2. also means: A pair of panties that make a g-string look huge.

3. and also means: what happens when your dog swallows your ball of string and it hangs out the anus as the dog shits it out 2 days later, inch by inch.

1. Wow Bizz that anus thread, that's on the that web site goes on for eva eva, and it's about nothing "butt anus", It's like a black hole sucking everyone up!

2. Hey she looks marvelous with that anus thread she is wearing.

3. person 1. Hey mon, your dog has some anus thread hanging out its anus, person 2. no flying the kite today, shitty day anyway.

anus thread by way2mchtimonhnd April 25, 2011

Anus Mouthus 

A pseudo-Latin expression. It's an alternate way to refer to the young girls (and sadly now more and more boys as well) all over the internet who are going the duck face on the Facebook or MySpace pics.

-Have you seen Jenna's new Facebook pic?
-Yeh, she totally looks like an Anus Mouthus...

Anus Mouthus by pesharpe June 9, 2011

anus crime

An outrageously evil or wicked crime committed with an anus.

Tyler: Why are all of the doorknobs full of shit?

Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again

anus crime by Slim2003 September 11, 2018

Anus tiger 

When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass and take your penis out with shit on it and paint tiger stripes on their back.

I was fucking Cindy in th ass and got bored, so I pulled an anus tiger.

Anus tiger by Anonymore June 4, 2014

Anus terd 

The way shitkicking retards would spell "Anus Turd"

Two other definitions of "Anus Terd" were posted by shitkicking retards

Anus terd by The Big G July 26, 2004

Anus Truffles 

The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.

"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"

"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"

"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"

Anus Truffles by Gabriel Dolecal February 19, 2008