astronut

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005

Alton NH

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes

Alton NH sucks

by Tru Patriot July 15, 2015

Altjon

An Italian piece of shit, he smells like dollar store cologne. He is Pretty cool but is a shitty wingman and is to much of a pussy to get in trouble to have fun.

Altjon you smell like an Italian mafia bosses armpits

Altjon stop being a little bitch and ask the girl out

by Sexyirishbastard December 2, 2019

sma-atron 3705

a creature with a very long high pitched squeak that has been know to shatter the worlds most unbreakable things. this creature mostly has a very short or long squeak. you may walk into an empty room and find this creature just sitting there squeaking to itself. it is also very noobish and plays call of duty 4 all day long. also likes to call himself sma for some odd reason. walks around going " call me sma-atron...your leader

sma-atron 3705: no available classification at this time

by hpaulqb10oyeahimdoinit April 30, 2009

Astronology

The study of astronomers.

Guy: yeah I think he was a famous astro-nomer.
Girl:you mean astronomer?
Guy: No, I mean astro-nomer. The person who studies astronomers. Astronology.
Girl: What the Fuck?! I've never heard of that.
Guy: Well, maybe if your dumbass read up in urbandiction you would.

by wrecking_d March 4, 2009

Alton Brown

Host of the two best shows on the foos network. Good Eats and The show to end all shows, Iron Chef America!

Alton Brown hosts Good Eats.

by Richard @@@ March 28, 2005

alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.

"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."

by MySpace kid September 1, 2008