1) A class that most people in the United States can't master because they are mentally lazy and weak and incapable of concentrating on anything for more than 2 seconds unless it will result in an orgasm.
2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News).
3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives.
4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron
2) The class kids in India, China, and Japan master by the age of 8 thanks to parents that respect education, work with the kids (because they can), and know the material themselves (because they don't sit around all night eating processed food and watching FOX News).
3) A class that American parents continually harass teachers about so the teacher will pass their little air sucking waste of tax dollars despite them being unprepared to move forward with their mathematical lives.
4) A mathematics course people call "dumb" because they can't pass it. also see oxymoron
Moron trying to do an algebra problem: It says x + 1 =
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra!
I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with
myself until I forget how dumb I am.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your
algebra?
Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all
right because I read the book and didn't stop until my
answers matched the answers in the back of the book.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove
the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since
American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then
I will feed you!
Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material.
Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living.
Algebra is dumb!
2 but I just don't understand why x is 1! I hate algebra!
I'm going to give up, stop thinking, and go play with
myself until I forget how dumb I am.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Did you finish your
algebra?
Indian/Chinese/Japanese kid: Yes and I got them all
right because I read the book and didn't stop until my
answers matched the answers in the back of the book.
Indian/Chinese/Japanese parent: Well done! But prove
the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra now since
American math is made so easy for the fucktards, then
I will feed you!
Parent: He says he's trying hard and his tutor says he's knows the material.
Algebra Teacher: Your kid doesn't study and is manipulating you. If you keep fighting all his battles for him, you will do it the rest of your life while he lives in your basement downloading porn for a living.
Algebra is dumb!
by brutechute June 19, 2010
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A form of math invented by monks in the olden ye tymes to figure out what the hypotnuse of a triangle was.
Most of it is useless to you- only the easy stuff like 10x=30 is what you will actually use in life. Unless you become a computer programmer. Then you're screwed.
Relatively simple- only dumbasses say it's hard.
Most of it is useless to you- only the easy stuff like 10x=30 is what you will actually use in life. Unless you become a computer programmer. Then you're screwed.
Relatively simple- only dumbasses say it's hard.
I took algebra in 6th grade- I got beat up alot. But that's when I realized the heavy ass book could be used to hit people on the head with. Huzzah.
by theshinykitty April 22, 2005
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Get the Algeblah mug.A male high school student who is good at algebra and was placed in one of the top math classes at his school. Because he is good at memorizing rules and formulas and because he can solve equations accurately and compute the correct answer every time, he believes that he is smart and good at "math", without realizing that he doesn't even know what mathematics really is. He probably takes the hardest math classes in high school because he wants to make a lot of money in a high-paying engineering field some day, thus making him doubly a "bro". Cares little for the abstract logic or formal proof important in real math
"Thomas doesn't even care about the proof that shows why the derivative of sin(x) is cos(x). He just wants to plug and chug like a typical algebro."
by undefinable March 15, 2015
Get the algebro mug.A class you will take in 8th grade if you have failed a year in math. You will pretty much always be behind in math courses, because you’re supposed to be in Geometry by the time your a freshman, but you’ll be in Algebra. Basically literally half my grade takes this class.
by Troublepaws September 21, 2018
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"Algernon, come here so I can give you a cuddle!"
"Algernon, don't lie like that, we can see your man-boobs."
"Stop biting me, Algy!"
"Algernon, don't lie like that, we can see your man-boobs."
"Stop biting me, Algy!"
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