alconoid

The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.

Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.

by nervous wreck May 30, 2009

why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life

Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!

by ThatOneWiseCunt March 3, 2018

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.

Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

Forever Alone

The subreddit that all the incels flocked to after their own subreddit was closed down for being too toxic EVEN FOR REDDIT.

TOO TOXIC for REDDIT. That's a fucking achievement.

I'm an incel who is forever alone waaa

by Lefty Power 123 December 4, 2019

alcobev

An Alcoholic Beverage.....Alco-Bev

"God I Could Really Use An Alcobev, I Love You Sian!"

by Deathstar88 September 5, 2007

Home Alone Face

In a pornographic film, the expression of feigned astonishment on the face of the actress upon seeing her co-star's penis. Taken from the iconographic poster for the 1990 movie Home Alone, which features actor Macaulay Culkin with hands raised to his face and mouth open in disbelief.

"Oh my God," exclaimed Alexis, affecting her best Home Alone face, "It's so BIG!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

just shut up and leave me alone

When your friend keeps telling you that you suck but you just don't care and want them to shut up

"hey you suck"
"hey i don't care just shut up and leave me alone"

by thatoneguyinthatoneschool May 10, 2017