alcohol bully

person who knowingly pressures others into excessive alcohol consumption

Scott steamrolled Jeremy into drinking way too much booze last night; he's such an alcohol bully!

alcohol bully by RDAC October 6, 2008

alcohol virginity 

n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.

Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!

alcohol virginity by DeJo July 27, 2005

alcoholics eponymous 

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

alcoholics eponymous by Lepus July 2, 2008

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011

Alcohol Gremlin 

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.

Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)

Alcohol Gremlin by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012

Alcohol cock 

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

Alcohol cock by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

Alcoholicnomics 

A major with the course code of, learning how to drive and consume liquids simultaniously.not drinking and driving, but consuming and operating a car-like machine.

ex. 1
" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."

ex.2

"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "

Alcoholicnomics by didimoo June 16, 2009