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FBI Agent

Female Body Inspector
Girlfriend: "I want you to be my FBI Agent"
by Oswald_Austin July 9, 2017
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FBI Agent

A person who wears black suits and sunglasses that investigates federal, local, or worldly matters. Most of them are stiff, drive black cars, drink lots of coffee, make over $100,000 a year, wear casual designer-type clothes when not at work , travel all over the world, use lots of technology, act very secretive and quiet, and are masters of disguies.

Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Girlfriend: Darius, where have you been? You've been gone for 2 weeks now!

FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.

Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
by Tana007 June 20, 2009
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estate agent

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.
"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."
by James January 18, 2005
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secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette
My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.
by yomamascow October 27, 2003
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Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
by Chris is fag July 23, 2019
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ATF agent

An unconstitutional agent that shoots dogs when they please and infringes people 2nd amendment right's
by Gun0192i4u2 October 2, 2021
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The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011
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