adult Disney 

Disney movies that are designed for the 16+ cartegory that you actually leave the kids home from so you can have some peace and quiet.

Examples of adult Disney: National Tresaure, Pirates of the Carribeans, College Road Trip, etc.

adult Disney by lil duff 2008 October 21, 2008

adult nap 

When you go home and pass out after drinking all day so you can go out and drink all night.

"Are you going out tonight?"
"Yeah, but I'm pretty drunk from day drinking so I'm going to take an adult nap first."

adult nap by Fujifilm21 July 1, 2012

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2013

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

adult gift by browniz19 December 25, 2013

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2014

adult trick or treating

The time period after halloween when one goes to the store and buys a lot of the 50% off candy. Its adult trick or treating because you get more candy in less time but as with all adult things you must pay for it.

guy 1: Yo you going adult trick or treating later?
guy 2: hell yea!

guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.

adult trick or treating by JACKJACKSMACK January 14, 2016

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

adult bedtime story by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017