When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022
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tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
by gnostic1 September 18, 2010
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genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004
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stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.
Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!
by wildzoe June 7, 2013
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Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.
"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"
by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018
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Pure Comedic Genius

Not brendan.
"I am the definition of pure comedic genius" said Brendan, the loser
"hmm no" said Ashleigh, the person who will beat Brendan's ass in a duel
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very stable genius

How a very unstable non-genius President describes himself in middle-of-the-night rage tweets.
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star .to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!“
by thechale April 24, 2018
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