When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.
The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.
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A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.
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