cigarette sandwich

When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.

The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.

by The real daydr33mer May 5, 2019

Cigarette cream

Cumming inside a old smoker

I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream

by Badlilnub January 21, 2022

Jazzy Cigarette

A rolled cigarette with a small amount of marijuana sprinkled in it.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you rolling a spliff?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm rolling a jazzy cigarette

by Samagbj August 7, 2014

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

Caviar and Cigarettes

A midget, a product of her mother's affair with the mailman and/or milkman. Huge simp for Led Zeppelin and Syd Barrett, her chest and ass make a sheet of paper jealous with their perfect flatness, and has fucked up feet. Friends with an all knowing rush god and a Radiohead simp

Caviar and cigarettes is cool but god damn she is short.

by Saudi prince Walter May 5, 2021

Cigarette Turn

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010