beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

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Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021

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Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."

by Reelbigbear May 7, 2011

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Beer to the ear

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.

blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.

by Stampitch March 15, 2011

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