short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

short bus

The "special" kids got to ride this bus. Those with mental difficulties, and those who were "not all there"

Dave rode the short bus to school, and got to use the PA system, until he barked at one girl, who was a total dog. He was then told to sit in the back of the short bus, which in all actuallity wasn't that far back.

by GT July 13, 2004

Short people

These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.

Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?

by Adroit957 June 1, 2011

baller shorts

another name for guy's gym shorts, or basketball shorts.

Richie's got on his baller shorts guyyyyy

by lisapwns October 25, 2007

katie is short

Katie is shorter than kyle because Katie is short and Katie is short
Kyle is taller than Katie cause Katie is short and kyle is tall

Katie is 5’1 and Kyle is 5’3 or 5’4 so Katie is shorter than kyle.

by KATIE IS SO SHORT October 20, 2019

travel shorts

They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.

Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.

by Naderrrrrr March 8, 2009

The Askild-Shorts

The Askild-shorts is a nearly transparent tight shorts. Its not possible to buy a Askild-shorts and it´s only one way to get it. You have use the same shorts for several years and wash it until you can see the hole bottomcrack when you are riding your bike or spooning on the beach. It´s positive and negative aspects of the shorts, you´ll get shady looks from the people around you, but you´ll get some tan at places that others only get in the tanning-bed.

Watch! You can see the hole bottomcrack through that Askild-Shorts!
Can you see that rider over there? He is trying to remove the tanninglines while riding.
The Askild-Shorts is awesome! I love it

by Mr. Melk June 4, 2011