Fatty Cakes

One who eats bad food like candy, frozen pizzas, otter pops, pop tarts, and so on and doesn't eat any healthy food. Reflects that of a college diet. The person does not even need to be fat to be a fatty cakes, they can be skinny and eat a whole lot of crappy food.

Also refers to a Donut.

Yo hommie you are such a fricken fatty cakes put down the swedish fish and cheese cake. Fricken Fatty cakes.

That chick is skinny but she is one fatty cakes.

Hey officer how did your fatty cake taste.

by Bobby Bogelheimer April 14, 2008

back a fatty

(v.) To stand up for a fat person, despite the fact that you are hurting your own reputation

Don't make fun of her just 'cause she's fat! She can't help it...

by psudonym March 07, 2005

Throwing a Fatty

Having a w@nk or masturbating.

I went into the room the other night and caught Mitch throwing a fatty over filthy magazines.

by nognog March 04, 2009

Fatty McFat

Degratory term for a fat person. Person is generally fat. Often used without having literal meaning.

That man is such a Fatty McFat, he wouldn't even move his legs in the cinema!

by Baz December 01, 2003

Fatty Dump

The ass burning dump you have to take 10 minutes before going back to work, after eating Thai Food for Lunch.

"I got to take a Fatty Dump"

by Andy Fulton December 03, 2003

Jamaican Fatty

a slang term used to define the fattest blunt someone can possibly roll.

Damn son! thats a jamaican fatty u got there.

by seanthehumanoid January 31, 2011

fatty crush

being attracted to or liking someone so much you cannot get your mind off of them. you think about them all the time.

dang! i have got a fatty crush on her!

by Eugenius83 (Gino) October 20, 2008