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Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"
by koltasw July 6, 2018
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Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
by Vydro October 23, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon forgave my student loans
by tp217 January 23, 2023
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Brandon

A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon
by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019
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Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man
Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?
by Brandon.. November 9, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”

“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
by Koalabear April 7, 2020
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Brandon :)

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.
‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’
by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022
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