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wicked yank 

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
wicked yank by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
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Yacolt Yank 

A term used when removing a stuck vehicle very aggressively, using a chain, cable or rope. Usually resulting in either the vehicle being removed or causing damage. Essentially the vehicle pulling will punch the gas while trying to remove the stuck one.
Randy got his Ford stuck in a ditch and I gave him the ol' Yacolt Yank to get him out !
Yacolt Yank by StihlSlinger August 14, 2024

Stank Yank 

I was in the bathroom and got the urge.. so I did a stank yank and took care of it
Stank Yank by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025

What a yank 

It is a phrase used by people usually in high school, it is another way for saying "what a joke" or "you're yanking my chain"
Example 1:
Susan: "Me and Jayden had sex and I think I'm pregnant"

Yasmin: "What a yank susie you fucking slut"

Example 2:

Teacher: "We have a surprise test this period"

Students: "WHAT A FUCKING YANK"

in a yank 

In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high

Origin: Probably Midwestern United States
Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.

If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time
in a yank by the_belgian_sky October 6, 2020

let me get a yank 

A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.
Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick

Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
let me get a yank by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns