Wrap and slay

The act of putting on a condom and subsequently engaging in coitus with a female companion whose vajayjay's cleanliness is questionable. Said female would most likely be a drunken one night stand.

"Dude, see that girl?"
"Yeah"
"Pierced nipples"
"No way, how would you know such a thing Cornelious?"
"I wrap and slayed that ass last night"
"Get out of town"
"Scouts honor"
"You dog"

by Benderbendingrodriguez March 25, 2009

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strawberry wrapped chronic

A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper

I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.

by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004

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When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.

Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.

by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010

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Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

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Chinese chicken wrap

When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.

Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.

by Devious B October 24, 2008

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Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

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