Woofles

A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.

Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.

by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022

Woolfson

Woolfson. Historically a surname, The wolf name originated from Oswald the Wolf in angelo Saxon times . The name has since been adapted by millennials into a verb. The adaptation come from strong paedophilic origins. The desire to preform acts of fellatio on someone’s sons in an aggressive wolf like manner or in this case to “Woolf down your son.”

I can’t wait for woolfson

by TheRubiksCube August 15, 2022

Woofied

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

by hew-more-us December 31, 2022

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Oof woof

A cuter way of saying oof

*Dies in Roblox* “OOF WOOF”!!!!!!!

by OOF WOOF November 20, 2019

le woof

BARK!!! (but in french)

le dog goes le woof

by ben o 2010 November 19, 2021

Woofus

An exclaimed code word to indicate when a teacher or authority figure is approaching. Meant to warn friends so they do not do anything to get into trouble.

Oh dude so i was about to " (friend interrupts) " Woofus!!! " (authority figure passes) "Aw thanks man, any ways so i was about to fuck my girl the other day but then she said she had crabs. FML!!!"

by Themannamedme May 17, 2011