Woody

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.

verb

1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)

1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."

by The_Pecker February 5, 2010

wooly mammo

Hair on a girls tits and/or nipples.

She is fine, but I hear she has some wicked wooly mammos.

by dirtysteve June 18, 2007

woodyboater

one who enjoys and appreciates the heritage and history of an antique or classic wooden boat

a haven on the internet for those inflicted with the senseless love of wooden boats

woodyboater.com, an on line blog with a new story everyday

I became a woodyboater and I'll never go back to fiberglass

I went to woodyboater today and laughed so hard my coffee came out my nose

I will hang out with the woodyboater guys in Tavares this spring

by WoodyM January 25, 2011

Woobilly twins

n. Full blood siblings whose ages are less than a year apart, yet are not true twins.

1. For being Woobilly twins, they are total opposites.

2. a) Aren't they the same age?

b) Only for 17 days of the year...

by Woobilly Beall November 27, 2011

Woofy tron

An ugly girl with whom your ex is now dating.

omg sharonda, jaquans new is girl looks like woofy tron!

by ummmwohoo July 6, 2011

WoobWoob

A term used to describe an act that makes a person happy.. Frequently used in reference to lovemaking, but can also mean anything that causes a person to smile. Originated in the Midlands of the United Kingdom, it's widespread use has been picked up in the States and even the far East. Popularised by songs produced by electronic dance music producers with the 'woobwoob' sound

Everybody loves to woobwoob, it's natural and it makes us all smile!

Ambiguous, but syntactically correct

by darkangel3275 July 13, 2011

wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

by OxfordDic December 6, 2013