wombatologist

A person who has extensive knowledge and an uncanny ability to release a woman's inner happiness and joy by manipulating and exploring the womb.

I met a woman with resting bitch face and offered her my wombatologist skills to render her more approachable by men.

by StoMar August 25, 2017

Wombats Live

The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.

'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'

by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021

chilly wombats

Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.

Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?

by AussieMatto April 25, 2016

wombalicious

(adjective)

Portmanteau of Womb (mother/child) and Delicious (stoned).

The state of peace felt during swimming in water after consumption of cannabis. Best described as "being back in the womb".

8-time Gold Medallist Michael Phelps enjoys getting wombalicious after a victory 500m swim.

"Lets get wombalicious this summer at Smokeys pool."

by HighMiW February 3, 2009

Wombajanked

To be out of whack.

Adam," Have you seen Lance today?"
David,"Yea he seeems all wombajanked."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

Womfat

Womfat - a cute but constantly foraging minature pincher dog looking for food to gorge on. Fece samples clearly reveal womfats consume everything & anything in their way. Real PIGS!!!

Maestros: Holy Shit Orville! I have no fuckin food left. A Tazmanian Devil must have went through my cupboards and pantry?
Orville: No Maestros. It's that fuckin Womfat you bought. They'll fuckin eat you right out of your house and home.
Maestros: Fuck!!! I knew I should have bought a weiner dog instead. Them Womfats eat everything in sight then give you the innocent puppy dog look:( aaaaaaarghhhh

by cruisin otter September 19, 2012

wombster

A high ranking individual within the religon of Wombism.

I am a wombster.

by Wombiewombster August 26, 2013