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1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
by YarPirate September 15, 2005
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the ruler of the world. she is strong, and beautiful, inside and out. she can do anything a man could do, maybe even better. respect her, and she will respect you. tell her what she wants to hear. tell her how you really feel. if you think she is pretty, tell her. i promise you'll make her whole week. don't be sexist, it was a woman who carried you for nine months and, with a lot of pain, gave birth to you. respect them, and treat them right. women are more powerful than they seem.
"see that person over there? yeah, they won the race."
"yeah. it must be a woman."
by ms steal yo man September 2, 2016
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Womanizer

A guy who is charming , has the looks , the flirts , that makes someone think they're in love with them while also making them fall in love back . Basically a really hot guy that makes u in love and tempted to smash while having 20+ more people on the side.
" Dude , did u hear what Erick did ?"-M " no"-S" he made Sara fall in love with him but friend zoned her '' -M ''omg did u tell her about his side hoes or anything ?" -S "yea"-M "what did u tell him?"-S "I told him he was hella cute and confessed my love that I've had for him" -M "OMFG he's a womanizer " -S "ooops...."-M
by beingsinglesucks June 19, 2017
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A guy who makes multiple girls believe he is in love with them, but just he is really looking for is one of them to get in his pants. The others act as back ups or are there when the others are unavailable to ease his pain.
Matthew Alyn Johnson is a womanizer.
by womanized June 25, 2009
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Someone who's increasing drunkenness and sexual promiscuity allows them to have sexual intercourse with a variety of females.
Rasputin and his 12 inch cock was a womanizer who nailed over 100,000 women.

Lee Bailey, huge womanizer.
by p4n7676 January 27, 2010
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by Bruhniggaxd November 21, 2020
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Womanizer

A man with the mind of a 17 year old. Who tells you he loves you and that you mean so much to him, and yada yada yada. While in a relationship with someone else. Mean while convincing you that they are unhappy in that other relationship...who is a complete piece of shit and has no emotions at all but pretends like he does. A legit piece of SHIT!
Bob; "I love sally"
Sally; "I love you too"

Bob;" I love you Sarah"
Sarah: "I love you to I am so glad we are back together for the 6,000,000 time after you have cheated on me"

BOB is such a WOMANIZER!
Only a retard would really stay with bob.
by birdhouse908887655 January 14, 2011
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