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Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.
Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.
by hipstum November 4, 2011
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wisconsin

A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois
Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!
by Adam March 27, 2005
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Wisconsin cheddar farm

Same as a Cleveland Steamer, but all you eat for a week is Kraft Dinner
After eating only KD all week I was finally able to give my girl a Wisconsin Cheddar Farm
by Cockmaster 17 October 26, 2009
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Buttery Wisconsin

When a man is penetrating a woman from behind, and during the heat of the moment proceeds to lick the sweat running down her back from the crack up.
Dude, I was slamming your sister doggy-style last night and gave her a real salty buttery wisconsin.
by chunkofcreature July 2, 2011
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Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
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Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!
by Joe August 14, 2003
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Wisconsin

See Beer, Girls, Bars, and Cold
Person: Letz go get drunk!
Person 2: Good thing we live in Wisconsin!
by beerandgirls March 3, 2011
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