Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.
Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day
Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!
Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!
Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!
Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!
Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!
Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!
by Reiquaza August 02, 2010
Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!
by Butthole Brigade September 02, 2008
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by The Noosch August 21, 2009
a poopy wiener is a person that has poop on their wiener, or penis; this person is typically a faggot
by Henry Fartbutthead April 27, 2006
A giant mechinal penis that is driven to hydrolically fuck girls in the face even though its diameter is 2 feet
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