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Truckers widow

The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.
by RawR425 December 12, 2022
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Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.
Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)
by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025
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Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.
Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.
by fiddlehead July 23, 2016
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Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two
Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love
by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020
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Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.
There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.
by Candyland909 August 18, 2016
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Pink Widow

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.
Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
by fat lad November 14, 2014
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Warzone widow

A girlfriend who used to be loved who had now lost her partner because he chose warzone over her
She used to be in a relationship with Dale but she's now a warzone widow
by Gamingwidow2022 November 26, 2022
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