whipped cream

Other than honey, the best food that tastes better when it's on a woman's body.

Yo baby bring that thang over here so I can put some whipped cream on you.

by TenInchPlaya August 20, 2006

bitch whipped

when one comapnion in a relationship is suckered into preforming marital status acts for the other companion without bitching about it

When companion A asks companion B "Will you wash my jeans? you can just pick them up in from my room" and companion B complies without complaint. Companion B has been Bitch Whipped
In an sentence: Katee was so bitch whipped into doing her girlfriends laundry!

by Danger and Judah October 2, 2007

phantom whipped

when a man posseses all the qualities of being whipped without having a girlfriend. This is a result of a guy trying to move up and get a girl out of his league and being stuck in the friend zone.

Greg: You hear Dan apoligized to Arielle by giving her a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup?"
Bret: "Wow he's so phantom whipped!"

by Bret the Hitman Harkins January 30, 2008

Whopper Toss

When a girl gives a guy a rim job, he then defecates and she throws it across the room and says, "Have it your way".

Walt, Percy and me picked up a few hookers and payed for some whopper tosses.

by Walt Tinkerton January 23, 2010

CUNT WHIPPED

This is the worst case of pussy whip, along with all the consequences of being pussy whipped, often times the subject will be forced to abandon there phone while in her presence, change their speech and even behavior. Sadly most cases of cunt whip often go untreated, and many times the subject may not even realize they are cunt whipped. There is no known cure to cunt whip, because most subjects no longer have the balls to do anything about it.

He is so cunt whipped he cant even answer his phone after 4pm.

by 6969shithead6969 January 15, 2010

alabama ass whippin

An extremely bad beating.

When I catch that SOB that fucked my wife Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

whoppatron

A totally inept and overwhelmingly useless git

My boss sent me to the shop for...(insert one of tartan paint, long stand,left-handed screwdriver, elbow grease etc.). I went. I am a whoppatron

by dinsdally May 22, 2009