-a white person who thinks/acts they are black- often walks up to black girls and says things that they think black people say like "damn mothah fucka, you got yourself a ghetto ass and some sweet titties, so come sit on daddy's lap and gimmie some shugar and shizzle my nizzle"
by allison July 19, 2004
Get the whigger mug.Slang name for person of native American descent. Refers to indians that burned the white mans waggons in the days of the old west.
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Get the waggers mug.A wannabe faggot. A waggot is an effeminate straight or bisexual guy who purposely imitates all the gay male stereotypes to try to gain acceptance into the gay subculture.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
Brandon:
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
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Get the wagglebender mug.1. The art form of Karate Chopping someone in the middle of the neck that's located under the chin for no good reason. It is not a true "Waggum" unless you say "waggum" as you karate chop the individual in the neck.
1. "OH MY GOD, Polanco Just waggumed the shit out of my neck!
2. Dude becareful Manny and Jazmin have been wagguming people left and right!!
3. Make sure you cover your neck before Darlene Waggum's you!
2. Dude becareful Manny and Jazmin have been wagguming people left and right!!
3. Make sure you cover your neck before Darlene Waggum's you!
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The correct spelling of "weggery," which most often refers to a particular Weg.
The correct spelling of "weggery," which most often refers to a particular Weg.
Tossing lighted firecrackers around is not the kind of harmless waggery that it might seem.
You know you're in for some waggery when that freckly bespectacled Weg starts regaling everyone with fanciful tales of exotic lands.
You know you're in for some waggery when that freckly bespectacled Weg starts regaling everyone with fanciful tales of exotic lands.
by NadavW February 18, 2011
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