whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird

hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.

by rhaj100 January 7, 2017

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pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.

"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."

by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018

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Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.

Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

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poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015

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