reverse shotgun wedding 

A rushed marriage that crumbles to pieces after a couple of months. Derived from a "shotgun wedding" where the bride and groom are forced to marry due to an expectant child. In a reverse shotgun wedding, the couple is rushed amongst themselves and the whole thing blows up in their face.

Person 1: Did you hear about Kent's marriage? What a disaster!

Person 2: Well what do you expect? Everyone knew it was a reverse shotgun wedding.

reverse shotgun wedding by W-JohnSt February 12, 2010

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

african wedding cake by bill January 18, 2004

Eskimo wedding 

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

Eskimo wedding by J DogG August 31, 2012

American Wedding 

Funniest. Movie. Ever.

I love watching Stiffler on American Wedding.

American Wedding by Mr. Obvious February 14, 2004

Italian wedding soup 

When a chick gets fucked, and as a result has a pussy full of hot cum, hurries home and makes her boyfriend/ husband eat her out. The unsuspecting dude gets a mouth full of another guy’s salty man juice. (Opposite of the Italian breath mint ).

If that dude then fucks the girl, leaving even more man chowder in her coot, the whole process can be repeated with another guy (such as a chick screwing everyone at a party).

I think jimmy has been cheating on me, so I'm going to give him a little Italian wedding soup as revenge.

Hey dude, that blonde just let me go down on her! Oh yea, the same blond that I just left a huge load inside of twenty minutes ago?

Italian wedding soup by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006

Pogo Wedding 

The act of two idiots on the gaming site www.pogo.com proclaiming their love for one another. Changing your profiles relationship status to married to *insert pogo players sn*.

Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.

Marco and I fell in love so we had a pogo wedding.

Pogo Wedding by Bealicious22 June 29, 2009

Steppe Wedding

The act of riding into a town or village on horseback and kidnapping a young woman in order to make her your bride.

"If I were born a Cossack, I would have at least had a steppe wedding by now."

Steppe Wedding by Mr. Door October 6, 2011