Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself

Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel

by aonerockz September 18, 2018

Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

ms.wetzel

RUN! SHE IS COMING!

ms.wetzel: Whisper only.
Kid:whispers
Ms.Wetzel: DETENTION.

by NoUooooh December 20, 2019

Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel

JIAW means Julia is a Weasel

by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

Douch Weasel

some one who is just a complete fuck up and needs to learn his or her place.

Person one: that Tee shirt is so gay!
Person two: STFU YOU DOUCH WEASEL!

by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009