A hairy yet bald fat man that only screams and is obsessed with studley hungwell running off with his wife.
by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018

1.I have to make some Wayne's Tea.
2.Wayne Galloway considers his pee tea.
3.Wayne Galloway's Tea is some pretty mother effin nasty tea.
2.Wayne Galloway considers his pee tea.
3.Wayne Galloway's Tea is some pretty mother effin nasty tea.
by bob schikelnastyburgerass November 4, 2007

extremely untalented rapper who talks faster thatn he can think. he frequently uses the same words, many times in a row, to rhyme with.
by pcpfan July 7, 2008

Garbage, utter and complete trash. Just beacuse he actually RHYMES what he says, unlike 80% of all the rappers out there, everyone is on his nuts. He isn't good people, you've just never heard anything better.
If ya wanna hear some real freestyle skills, go listen to some biggie or big L. lil wayne is GARBAGE!
by Rap Historian June 29, 2008

Comes from a part of the movie Wayne's World in which the host says to Garth (Dana Carvey) "Your name is pronounced Algar, correct?" to which Garth hesitates uncertainly with an "Okaaay..." and then "WAYNE!" Saying this phrase means you either do not understand something someone has said, or you are greatly disturbed by it (or both).
This phrase will constitute the epitome of your feelings when the following occur:
1)Your parents start singing an old and scary song.
2)Your friends or someone else say something dumb or just plain weird.
3)Something just happened, but you aren't sure what, exactly.
1)Your parents start singing an old and scary song.
2)Your friends or someone else say something dumb or just plain weird.
3)Something just happened, but you aren't sure what, exactly.
by KLOT November 11, 2004

A Town in northern New Jersey where everyone is rich but tries to act ghetto. The only thing there is to do here is go to Willowbrook Mall where you will watch 50 drug deals go on at once and be begged for money. All the girls in this shitty town care about is popularity and if your not popular no one cares about you. If you do happen to be popular though everybody knows about everything you do and talks shit about you. The guys in wayne are all under 5’8 and think they can get any girl they want. A majority of them are white and try to pull off durags (they don’t). The schools here are known for having teachers that ended up being pedophiles and even if ur teacher isn’t a pedophile chances are they probably don’t teach you shit and don’t care about you.
by anonymous June 27, 2021

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.
Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...
by Rick Clean Crack September 5, 2019
