washingtongue

The official language of the USA
NOT ENGLISH

USA- Hey Britain, how does it feel to be irrelevant?

Britain- How does it feel to be speaking ENGLISH?

USA- I dont speak english... I speak WASHINGTONGUE

by 🇩🇪🇩🇪 June 10, 2019

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Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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That one state that is north of oregon who is confused with the capital and i dont know fucking why has a capital in that one sound named puget and we're known for u-haul starbucks kurt cobain and apples

"you know washington right?"
"the capital?"
"no you fucking idiot the state"
"oooooh washington state"

by washingtonfan69 February 25, 2021

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Washington high school

Washington high school south bend is filled with roaches and bugs that might pay attention to the assignment more then the students. With girls that will wear shorts and crop tops all year long and boys that claim that they are the best on the team but not. With a great girls basketball team and a ok boys team, a football team that really dont care and whateva about the rest of the teams cause that not important. And a school located on the lake side of south bend but says"PRIDE OF THE WEST SIDE"

What school you go to:
Washington high school

Oh you must live on the west side

by Toofunnycici November 10, 2021

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Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.

The Washington Commies are not a good team.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022

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general washington

Average high grade Marijuana grown outdoors in Washington state .

I got that general washington

by gr!Me July 1, 2017

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george washington wig

When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)

“My sister-in-law was pissing me off so I gave her a George Washington wig”

by TheRealErock December 15, 2020

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