windows 98

Windows 98 - 32 bit code written for a 16 bit system with an 8 bit connection and a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition

Windows 98 was Microsoft's abortion

by Dark_Swan May 31, 2006

Windows Live Movie Maker

A new version of Windows movie maker for the release of Windows. However, it's even crappier that the last version. It has much less functionablity, with the same frequency of crashes. It's even less easy to use, unless you're doing a slideshow with some song you have lying around on your computer, you're going to have difficulty working with it. The only thing going for it is that it supports a large number of video formats instead of just like two Windows developed formats.

When I saw Microsoft had developed a new video editor, Windows Live Movie Maker, I thought that it could be an improvement over the failure of the last version. HOW WRONG WAS I?

by Indigo_Montoya October 8, 2011

Windows ME

crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.

"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003

Windows 10

The act of asking someone to do someone to do something over and over, until they agree. Microsoft has been known to 'Windows 10' its customers.

Bob: Will you go out with me, please?
Robetta: For the 100th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

by sorionette May 25, 2016

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005

Windows 8

1) The next Windows Vista

2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.

3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.

4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.

p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.

p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?

p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.

p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.

by Reiden September 28, 2011

Windows ME

If you thought Windows Vista was bad...

Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.

Known Aliases:

Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity

Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law

Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?

Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.

Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 May 14, 2009