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Wet Shack

All the walls are wet. The food is great. The staff is friendly. They are also wet. A restaurant where you can get wet? And it looks like a shack? That is what lies behind the doors of this infamous family owned establishment. Take a date there and you are sure to get some back seat lovin’…hell we’ve seen a couple of dudes playing butt hole tag on the front lawn after a hefty meal. We won’t call the cops on ya! Come on down. Bring your wettest attitude. You’ll love it.
Tracy: I’m starving. But I also wanna get wet too!

Kevin: Let’s go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.

Tracy: I cannot wait!
by Leland Bruce February 2, 2023
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wet scream

The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.
Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.
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Wet Sherman

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.
Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.
by jack-spratt February 6, 2013
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wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.
A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.
by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004
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Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.
There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!
by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015
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Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021
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wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.
Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.
by max rodgers January 24, 2017
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