Skip to main content

Weiner Clock 

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock
I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

Weiner Ass Tart 

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

weiner steamer 

when a chick takes a poop on your weiner when doing her in the butt.
Dude, i was goin to town on this chick in the butt, and she took a weiner steamer all over me.
weiner steamer by MPU 2071 January 4, 2008

Weiner Whacker 

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.
Weiner Whacker by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008

weiner drizzle 

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"
Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

Weiner-Sleeve 

Any female, human or otherwise, usually living sometimes dead that has a sexual orfice capable of receiving and storing a penis.
Erik tells me his dog makes a good weiner-sleeve when the wife is away.
Weiner-Sleeve by ChezzaFentoozler September 15, 2009