King von

King von is a typical Chicago rapper that is not about that life who has no packs but Quando is smoking his pack everyday "Fuk the O block 63rd is where it's at"(King Von).

The lil btch as rapper king Von that thinks he is about that life until he gets popped while hanging out with ducka

by Quando R February 14, 2021

Ivan Von Pasquavitch

A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.

Oh God I'm being shot by a monkey! Damn you Ivan Von Pasquavitch!!

by Tyrone Belsuvius Barnwell January 27, 2008

Snooker Von Arwenhoser

Arwen's Pirate alter ego. Captian of the S.S. BathroomSink; sailing The Seven Rooms, in search of burried treasure. Arch rival of Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser ordered his first mate, Mousey the Weedwacker to return fire!

by Tink January 24, 2005

marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

goned von stottenberg

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

by tom elwell January 27, 2004

Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004