virtual morning wood

the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.

Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."

by SuterLareau February 23, 2011

virtual riot

nazist bedroom master

virtual riot (valentin riot) is a good edm producer
-no shit

by TheTownRapist April 6, 2017

Virtual FOO

Mutual Masturbation (FOO, as in Fire One Off) using video chat

Dan and Daniella could't stand the build of sexual tension while apart so the resorted to a Virtual FOO every other day.

by Dandandandandandan July 26, 2007

virtual visitor

someone who has been to a place but only online

destination traveling that occurs via the internet

What did Professor Milroney just say?

"Dude, I dont know I was a virtual visitor in Cabo Wabo."

or

"You've never been to Paris? I knew you were just a virtual visitor!"

by LWE8 December 19, 2007

Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

virtual workplace

At work in virtual reality.

He's carved out quite a niche for himself in the virtual workplace.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Virtualco

Virtual company

Make Virtualco/com/comp ur business.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010