1 definition by SuterLareau

Top Definition
the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.
Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."
by SuterLareau February 05, 2011
Mug icon
Buy a virtual morning wood mug!