velvet flower

Vagina

I love to smell the velvet flower.

by forward4 November 13, 2015

brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.

We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.

by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013

Velvet Tuberose

Any variation of gay sexual positions.

I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!

by JoeCoolFool February 23, 2011

velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.

'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'

by Abentham March 17, 2013

velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.

that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !

by sanchez jr. July 06, 2003

velvet melvin

A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.

"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb

by dickslop January 25, 2012