women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

VaLU

Vaccum a Lower Unit. Slang for suck a dick when it may not be approriate for profanity such as accessing a bulletin board from work.

Why don't you go VaLU?

by Michael S Stevens August 4, 2007

valumptuous

Valerie like; knowing all things while not looking like one is really knowing all things. Above it all while keeping the ability to maintain all others insecurities by not being above it all. wonderous.

a woman is driving in her car, smoking a bowl, talking on her cell phone, while managing to keep order with all passengers in car, especially incoherent one in front seat with foot in glove compartment. Everything is always okay with a valumptuous person.

by Kristybaby August 27, 2007

Shock Value

The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.

Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?

by Captain Awesome Guy August 8, 2011

production value

People that are extremely high maintenance. Waiting for them to complete even the most simplistic of tasks is a goddamn production

Person 1: so how did your date go last night?
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value

by killabeez04 January 1, 2014

vauxhall

The name that General Motors markets Chevrolet cars under in Britain.
Most commonly referred to in the U.S. as a "Chevy".

Vauxhall Nova = Chevrolet (Chevy) Nova

Vauxhall Cavalier = Chevrolet Cavalier

by Sean Daugherty February 28, 2005

Judeo-Christian values

A buzzword used by watered-down pussy right-wingers (like Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, or all of Fox News, for example) trying to appeal to arrogant self-described "centrists" or "center-rightists", and which is understood by non-anti-religious conservatarians as meaning enlightenment values like free speech, and by Bible thumper rednecks as not letting'em gays hold hands. The main reason this buzzword gets used is because it can appeal to both of these demographics (which are this phrase's main target audiences), by meaning wildly different things to wildly different people. The reason these very different groups (sometimes) serve as audience for the same talking heads (Ben Shapiro et al) is that they both hate the authoritarian SJWs, albeitly for different reasons, and people will sometimes group by the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

Jordan Peterson or whatever : Western Civilisation is based on Judeo-Christian values.

SJW: "Judeo-Christian values" is a RAYCIST dogwhistle!
Normal person: Western Civilisation is based on Enlightenment values, because people in Europe stopped thinking of the (Christian) church as infallible sometime during the Renaissance, leading to technological advancement. Also Judaism was insignificant in the Europe of this time, when compared with Christianity.
Donald Trump or whatever: There is an attack, there is an attack, on Judeo-Christian values. And how tremendous... There is a tremendous attack, there is.

by Clarity 1997 September 4, 2021