Valentimer

A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.

Wow he is sure a Valentimer!

by Glanthor February 6, 2010

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful girl. She’s very sexy and brave. She may seem reluctant but if you get to know her, she can be the craziest and prettiest person you’ve ever seen. Valentina is usually thin and has a flat belly and a sexy ass. You’re really lucky to have a Valentina in your life- don’t let her go.
She really is very good in bed;)

You don’t wanna mess with her because she can get revenge in total crazy ways. She can really be a bitch but only if YOU are the bad person.

-Do you know Valentina?
-Yes, of course! She’s the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen!

by gepettopinocchio February 1, 2019