Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 24, 2021

Italian Vacuum

When you cum in a girls ass and suck it out

I wanted to do a Italian Vacuum to Stacy so bad

by 420pizzarolleater69 November 06, 2016

pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! September 07, 2008

Rainbow Vacuum

A gay blow job.

Matix had a rainbow vacuum party.

by Deepration December 23, 2021

Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob

"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave August 01, 2017