vacastipation

to be constipated when on vacation.

"Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!"

by Ryan George May 3, 2006

Vacay

An easy way to say vacation

Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!

by SlopNChop July 8, 2018

Post beach vacation depression

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."

Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007

sex vacation

–noun 1. a period of suspension of work or study, involving travel to places which make sexual activity easily available 2. any period of extended sexual recreation

cf. sexcation

We're planning a sex vacation in Thailand, where prostitution is legal and women are expected to please a man.

by Rob19864723 January 25, 2009

Vacaville

Small town that has a pop. of 90,000 and is probably the most boring town in California. Filled with white people and farms. It's in the Davis Valley, has two shopping center called the Nut tree and the outlets. The town is very safe and NOBODY here is hard. Nobody in Sac or the Bay has ever heard of this town. Vacaville is a very racist town because of how many red necks live here.

Me: Vacaville gets SAC kings game
Her: Vacaville is not in Sac or in the Bay. Its in the valley!

by Vaca High June 6, 2012

Vacaville

A small city of about 100,00 people located in the North Bay section of the Bay Area. It is pretty boring and lame for the most part considering all the typical DGAF BMX riding Nor Cal white boys who live there, the Nortenos that stay at Rocky Hill Park are the only semi-real gangsters in Vacaville. One of the only good things about Vacaville is the incredibly danky bud they got there!

Dude #1-"Another boring Saturday night in Vacaville, what are we going to do Bruh besides go smoke on a Cutty Mission!?!" Dude#2- "Were not 21 so we can't go to the bars, fuck man why do we gotta live in the most boring section of the Bay Area!?" Dude #1- " Yeah let's just go to the Sco!"

by hellathizzinoffapill February 27, 2011

Vacaspubodorqua

A stone statue of a cow.

There seems to be several vacaspubodorqua around here.

by Pluto Genoa October 15, 2007