Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

personal urinal

A personal urinal is a fetish mostly used in hentai. School girls are put in a chamber for men to walk in and out pleasured by the women.

J: Yo, u used those personal urinals yet?
A: Yeah bro! those girls are real good.

by SoupLicker895 November 10, 2022

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

booty urinal

Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt

That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.

by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

Urinal Creeper

A guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom.

I was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.

by Not A Urinal Creeper September 28, 2011

burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.

Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.

by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011

Hobo Urinal

n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.

*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.


*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.

by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009