by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

person1: shut up im better then you
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
by bigblackcock6942069420 April 21, 2022

by Not A Urinal Creeper September 28, 2011

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 6, 2013

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 7, 2019

*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009
