techon

an emaciated african-american passion slave who can be purchased for $19.95 from the HSN and dwells in closets/cages. He is only released when his owner's sexual desires are awoken, and he is fed according to his biweekly sexual output.*

*bondage is his specialty.

"My husband is leaving for a business trip tonight; you're going to be a busy boy this weekend, Techon!"

by Tyler Stewart November 20, 2006

tachoma washington

the place in the U.S. were the reall thugs come from not all the poser fools

yo did you see that girl right thurr!! she be from tachoma washington she a reaall thug yo.

by snatch. August 7, 2009

Tycooning

The act of spending large amounts of money on a consistent, random basis. This normally involves designer clothes, expensive watches, top-shelf bottles, jet-setting, and any activity which represents a high class lifestyle.

Cameron, what are your plans tonight?
-Probably just tycooning around town.

by Rob London November 17, 2011

Typhooliday

A portmanteau of "typhoon" and "holiday". A public holiday brought about by the hoisting of high intensity typhoon signals in some Asian countries and cities such as Hong Kong and Taiwan. Pronounced as "tai-foo-li-day" or "tai-fall-li-day".

School boy: Yes! It's typhoon signal number 8! My first typhooliday this year!

Mum: What? No school again? I paid school fees, you know?

by LocEngPlay December 10, 2013

typhogen

a microbe that causes typhoid or typhus.

The drug is effective against typhogens.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 17, 2014

typhoon dicks

A storm of flying dicks

DAMNNN, she went through a typhoon dicks

by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016

tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors

Tycoon paper is better than toilet paper

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016