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Twilight

A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
by Yaren51 August 18, 2010
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A depressed girl who cannot decide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Person1: ''She must be Twilight.''
Person2: ''Yeah, you can tell she's depressed.''
Person1: ''I wonder who's she's going to screw.''
by kikibourra101 July 14, 2010
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Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...

Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
by AxellDarkleigh June 3, 2011
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a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010
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A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
I hope its not like Twilight
by Emil Koerts September 11, 2010
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A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010
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A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.

Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.
by Cheyenne27 February 24, 2010
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