twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

twat

A person that you hate

Diego is a twat

by bc_2000 April 8, 2015

twat

The past tense of tweet.

"Did you see what I twat?"
"What's your Twitter username?"

by pingponggamer August 22, 2014

twat

A clarification request via twitter.

Tweeter A: Last night I hit a Twat Bannana. Oh the regret, the shame, the glory.
Tweeter B: rt @Tweeter A twat the fuck is a Twat Bannana?

by Tater Twat April 17, 2009

Twat

1.A certain person more than likely female that is idiotic, stupid and likes to make no sense when arguing. Also likes to mumble words that resemble the sounds of a girl talking with a dick in her mouth.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.

1.Get me some jelly Twat!
2.Twat is Miri, Kayla, Elyse.

by The girl master September 25, 2007