Turkeyfacing is the act of smashing a turkey sandwich into the face of someone you don’t like. Turkeyfacing’s origins can be traced to the USVI where locals use it as an effective way to shut up douchebag wanna be rappers who are trying to free style. Turkeyfacing quickly shows the douchebag that neither you nor your friends want to hear his failed attempt at rapping. Traditionally the douchbag is required to buy you another turkey sandwich due to the fact that his spontaneous freestyle left you no choice but to destroy your perfectly good sandwich.
I told him to shut his face when he talked to me, but he didn’t listen so I just turkeyfaced his modda skunt!!!
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When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.
"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."
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Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
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Get the Turkey mug.When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
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Get the turkey gobbler mug.When a fat person lifts their arm and the fat on the tricep of it jiggles back and forth like a turkey's neck.
(First heard of in the nutty professor)
(First heard of in the nutty professor)
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