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turdinator

Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.
Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.

Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
by chris50m February 17, 2006
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turning tail

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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turkish mudpie

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010
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Angry Turkish Baby

Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.

Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.

Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.

Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.

MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.

MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.

MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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Turkish Wank

A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
by Dolphinflogger June 8, 2010
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turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire
"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"
by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012
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Turkish Quilt

When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!

Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
by 2STD January 24, 2009
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