sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

ginger child toucher

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.

Fergie is such a ginger child toucher!

by BrynRob88 October 1, 2020

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Twouche

Someone who uses Twitter, or "Tweets" useless and meaningless crap. Over, and over, and over, and over, in rapid succession. Also known as a Twouche Bag.

Bob: Wants Lunch, 15 Minutes ago.

Bob: What should I have for lunch? 13 Minutes ago.

Bob: I think I'll have a sandwich, 10 Minutes ago.

Bob: Sandwich sounds good, 8 Minutes ago.

Bob: I had ice-cream, About 40 Seconds ago.

Jane: @Bob, You are a Twouche, stop that.

by umberlolzazz January 18, 2009

truché

A comment that is both telling and truthful.

person: it disgusts me that he claims to love her while he continually cheats on her.
different person: but don't you 'love' your girlfriend and havn't you cheated on her several times?
person: truché

by max sawka March 12, 2009