Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Topsey Turvey

This is a sex position where the woman puts her les behind her head and the man fucks her either up the ass of where ever.

Man 1: "I had her in a Topsey Turvey last night."
Man 2: "Sweet!"

by MCKitten September 9, 2007

Tobey

An awful name given to children who are obviously despised by their parents

Example

that kid is an absolute douchebag

yeah, he must be a Tobey

by rogan joshmeister January 19, 2010

Tope con hilo

Flip over top rope

Finn bálor did a tope con Hilo to Roman reigns

by Mustafa ali January 22, 2019

toeytit

A word made up by someone with “nut” in their name. It is either a sex position or a nipple size. Thank you for your time and attention.

“My girlfriend and I did toeytit last night. “
“Damn, kink bro”

by mrnuttyy October 14, 2021

Dirty topsy

When you fuck an underage family member in the ass with a strap on then use the dildo as a spoon to feed your children with

I did a dirty Topsy last night

Mommy my bum hurts

by Dangerousfanny April 5, 2023

jokey tokey

When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong

Yo, you wanna take a jokey tokey?

Okey dokey, homie

by Sam sach June 12, 2023